Kitchen Embarassment Syndrome

Change Your Life Before It's Too Late

Hi, My name is Gary Nealon from RTA Cabinet Store, and I wanted to talk to you about a very serious affliction that is affecting millions of people across North America... it is called Kitchen Embarrassment Syndrome, or KES. It can strike at any time, and most people are not even aware that they have it until it is too late.

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The good news, thanks to cutting edge technology, this is now a curable disease. By simply replacing old, outdated kitchen cabinets we can prevent any more senseless deaths from occurring. Our goal is to help cure the 2.5 million people that are currently afflicted with KES, but we need your help. We need your help in getting the word out about KES. Odds are your family and friends may be affected and they don't even recognize the symptons. We no longer have to live in fear of death from embarrassment.

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Common symptons include:

Kitchen Envy
Lack of Social Engagements
Inability to Cook
Death

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You're not alone! An estimated 2.5 million people across North America are effected and that number has been steadily climbing over the years. View photos of other embarrassing kitchens just like yours.

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